I just remembered Ryan Dunn and I feel so bad. I miss the days when I was obsessed with jackass and freaked out over bam and Ryan.. They always made me laugh with all the stupid shit they did

These guys who have been painting our house have been painting it for so long oh my god it’s literally been since the beginning of July and a week of June. They aren’t even professional painter people.. If they had hired professionals, it probably would have taken a week or two but instead I have to be waken up by two weird guys smoking cigarettes outside my bedroom window while they paint for years

silohouettes:

The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.

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buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

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still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later

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A man feeding swans and ducks from a snowy river bank in Krakow

the contrast is insane

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stealinyoman:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

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uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

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methhomework:

waka with a flocka pigeons
youneedacat:

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puddlejumpingchampion:

lutefisktacoandbeer:

funnywildlife:

cognitivedissonance:

clubpunk:

kittymudface:

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Best thing I have ever seen I love cats so much omg

Your cute cat of the day

Blimey! Speechless!

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course). Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

What a smart, sweet kitty!

this is the cutest thing ever omg

always reblog
bootyfulbounty:

☯✞ Follow for more soft cheese ✞☯
…And please remember that you were beautiful before he told you that you were.
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arkhamcitysirens:

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

And that’s how Pooh sabotaged Piglet at the Hundred Acre Wood Spelling Bee
andrewbreitel:

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself

I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

literally fuck off

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