meadowkitten:

ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream

(via idontgiveahex)

  • me on my way home from class: oh man i'm gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively i'm so pumped
  • me the second i get home: nah

About to go spend all of my fucking money :) :) :)

sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

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caraknightley:

caraknightley:

what do nudists do when they’re on their period

I still haven’t gotten an answer does no one know

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orcas:

this photo is legendary 

rnonopoly:

WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER

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I’m probably going to have to buy a laptop this weekend

geoounce:

wake up sheeple

drunkyeezus:

My cousins in kindergarten and had to count pennies as a homework assignment. I got this text from my aunt…

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I can’t breathE. 

(via hotboyproblems)

deathnoteforcutie:

when ur alarm goes off on a school day and you just

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